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Issue 1: 40 pages, full color
In this issue there is death! And mayhem! God is involved. There is a giant wiener battle in space. The crabs watch it in dismay. They’re just three girls. Three super whewers who fight against strange creatures with their insane powers. They’re just the best. Buy now. Give kidney. Provide me with your details. One time, I met a guy in New Mexico who pooped on top of a large mountain shaped like a tooth. It was a latrine with ground underneath. Buy now.